Contagious.............

[COZZFATHER]

A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' so that the meaning in a sentence can be explained.


Rory, the class geek, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and me Ma said it was contagious." "Well done, Rory" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Mary, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Mary" says the teacher, "Anyone else?"

Little Shaun O'Malley jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and me Dad says "it will take the contagious!!!!"


hahahah

[Simon T]

quality

[Ben Purnell]

very good

[Joe-Tait]

[FletchCossie]

I thought he would of said "My brother shagged me cousin and it was contagious, we all had a go"

[fordrallycar]

[CossieGirl]

Had to read that 5 times

[mr.khan]

lol

[psygnosis]

Little Johnny came down stairs one afternoon and asked his mum, 'Mum, what's love juice?' so his mum starts telling little Johnny about the birds and the bees and how a vagina gets moist when eroused.She looked at little Johnny who had a shocked look on his face and asked, 'why are you asking?''I've just been up stairs watching the tennis,' he replied.

[psygnosis]

I thought I heard my next door neighbours shagging last night. There was lots of moaning & banging on the wall......it turns out her elderly mother had fallen over in the bedroom & was trying to get my attention with her stick......I feel really guilty about having that wank now.

[Craig H]