Friday the 13th

[99 JON]

Anybody been struck by the curse ?

So far with 50% gone i have seen a Golf failed to take a turn and end up perched on a garden wall in Woking and a Honda Accord with collapsed front suspension in Twickenham and yes you are all correct

feel free to add any other catastraphees that may occur today

[FletchCossie]

Im meant to be bleeding the clutch on my Skoda today after changing the clutch master and slave cylinders yesterday, but Im leaving it till Sunday incase the Friday the 13th curse makes me fuck it up (And the fact Im shattered, so would fuck it up anyway )

[99 JON]

Good thinking mate ,much wiser to just stay in bed on this date

[spiritof'76]

Forgot about this................ going back to bed now just incase

[COZZFATHER]

fookin hell just looked at the bottom right on my comp and its fri 13th

that would explain the dopey cunt smoking with one hand nearly out the window undertaking me fast and then indicating and pulling out at the same time my astravan came on boost level with him and he nearly fookin sideswiped me.

i'll never understand how come thick twats dont msm instead they signal and manoover and hope for the best

[sixaxles]

dont know if its owt to do with the date but i've had "cant be arsed disease" all day.

[R5COS]

alls good so far here the sun is even out today

[spiritof'76]

alls good so far here the sun is even out today

That'll be the luck of the Irish then

[tommi]

Load of auld bollox I think really as I'm gonna win the euromillons tonight

[luca]

Beef chow mein leaked out of my mouth and landed just south west of my right nipple

[igotblueblood]

I've just been cursed with the mental image of a mans nipple and a limp noodle My day was going fine untill then; cheers Luke

[Mike Rainbird]

Beef chow mein leaked out of my mouth and landed just south west of my right nipple

Can I lick it off while Heather videos?

[Adamski]

i just got rammed check my post

[luca]

Can I lick it off while Heather videos?

Too late the nipple tassle stole it

[Craig H]

i hate friday the 13th NOTHING goes right